Kisses that queen, her walk is so mean, and every jaw drops when she’s in those jeans, alright, alright.

(Source: wolfitup-pup)

Sep 30 21:01with 1,015 notes


50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(Source: soufflles)

Sep 30 20:56with 315,806 notes

… its too early for this bullshit.

― Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

Sep 29 19:28with 280,509 notes
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